Arty -- Thor's Wedding Day by Bruce Coville

Oh, gosh.  Did I just do a Coville review earlier?  Well, it was an anthology... just bear with me.  It's been a looong week or so (hence my lateness).

I'm a newborne Norse nerd. (Say that three times fast.)  The new Marvel movies have NOTHING to do with that.  No, seriously, they - yes, I'm lying my mouth off.  They may have had something to do with it.  But I promise, the Norse mythology is even better than Marvel.  Especially since you don't have to deal with Black Widow on the side...

Anyway.

Thor's Wedding Day is based off of the Norse legend where Thor, well, has to get married.  Sort of.  See, his great hammer, Mjollnir, has been stolen by a Jotun (frost giant).  This Jotun, Thrym, wants to marry Freya, goddess of beauty and love, in exchange for the hammer.

The trouble is, Freya doesn't want to marry Thrym.  Even to get Mjollnir back. (Aside from beauty and love and whatnot, Freya may as well be the goddess of hot tempers and stubbornness.)  No matter... why not dress Thor up as Freya in order to get into Jotunheim and retrieve the hammer?

Why not, indeed.

This is one of my favorite Norse myths for many reasons - not the least of which being the image of Thor and Loki (who accompanies Thor) dressed up as bride and lady-in-waiting, respectively.  So I was expecting a lot, even though here Coville adds a new character to the tale - Thialfi, the goat boy, by whom the story is told.  Thialfi isn't Coville's creation - Thialfi became Thor's servant in another Norse story - but he wasn't in this tale's original.  So adding him felt a little like cheating.

Still, it was an amusing little book (at under 200 pages with big type, it only took an hour or so to read).  It's a fairly straightforward retelling, with passable style and pretty good characters.  I mean, it would take a giant-sized idiot (no pun intended) to mess up the characters of Thor and Loki, especially when they're put together.

Thialfi wasn't a bad narrator, just typical.  Young, a trifle naive, yet somehow intrepid enough to save the day... yep, typical.  To be honest, I was more interested in the actions and reactions of Thor and Loki, but that's just because I'm addicted to those two.

The side characters were standard, though I liked how Coville brought in the goat that Thialfi, in his tale, crippled by eating his bone marrow. (Just... don't ask.  Read the story.)  Interesting reaction, there.  Talking goats pwn, anyway.  Talking goats with a grudge pwn even more.

And then the ending was cute.  Basically, that sums up the whole book.  Cute.  Nothing really new (aside from the fact that it's a kid's Norse myth retelling, which you don't see a lot of).  If you're a Norse fiend like myself, then you should read it just because it exists.  But... well, you won't miss out on a lot if you don't.

Arty -- Heroes Of The Valley by Jonathan Stroud

I'm a huge fan of Jonathan Stroud. His Bartimaeus Trilogy is spectacular (though I haven't read The Ring of Solomon), and Buried Fire was a pretty fun ride, too. I need to get my hands on his other books. But I digress.

In the Norse-inspired Heroes of the Valley, Halli Sveinsson is a troublemaker. Always has been. He's dwarfishly short, as people are fond of reminding him, stocky, and dark-haired - not at all the handsome offspring his House, the House of Svein, is used to producing. He's a disgrace to Svein, their noble ancestor, one of the twelve heroes of their people's lands. And... well, did I mention he's an incurable troublemaker?

But when one of Halli's tricks, played on the son of the snobby Arbiter of the House of Hakon, snowballs and results in tragedy, Halli is pressed by honor and desire for revenge to leave his home and everything he's known, risking thieves, murderers, lice the size of mice (rhyme), and even Trows, the deadly creatures of legend that the twelve heroes fought long ago.

That's how Heroes of the Valley starts. That's the first ten or so chapters. From there, the whole book reads like a compendium of the exploits of one of the Norse legends by which it was inspired. After trying to get his revenge, Halli moves on to another goal. When that (sort of) fails, he goes on to another. Then it's another attempt at another goal. Which brings you to the fantastic ending (more on that later).

Don't get me wrong - it's not nearly as disjointed as trying to read a book of Greek or Norse myths. Throughout it all, Stroud keeps the main backbone of the whole thing just visible enough to remind the reader what it's all about, while still allowing Halli to have a ton of adventures - sometimes funny, sometimes not so much.

Characters. I love the characters, Halli most of all. Unlike most characters that are written to be tricksters, Halli really tries. He truly means well. He's just not good at being a hero like the mighty (mighty?) Svein - or so he thinks. He's naive and gullible and downright stupid sometimes, but he's also honorable and clever and humble - a true round character, something else at which Stroud excels.

I also liked Aud, Halli's friend from the House of Arne. She's all that a 'plucky heroine' should be - spunky and vivacious, but never stuck-up or critical or I-am-woman-hear-me-roar. She's hilarious. She's Halli's perfect match. I love Jonathan Stroud just for creating Aud.

One more thing and then I'll stop raving: the myths of the twelve heroes. According to legend, the twelve died to create a boundary between their people and the monstrous Trows. No one has ever seen a Trow in ages, but everyone, of course, knows that they're out there beyond the walls. Don't they? Well, Aud doesn't, as Halli finds out - but he's not so sure... I won't spoil anything, but Stroud pulls an awesome move during the last half of the book that I would never have seen coming. Well, maybe in a century, but my point stands. The bottom line is, Stroud did not waste the Trows, as I feared he would.

In conclusion, Heroes Of The Valley is what I've come to expect from Stroud. Exciting, funny, original, maybe even genius. It starts pretty slow, but don't give up. Truly awesome things come to those who wait.